How am I going to rip on them until they have aneurysms if I’m not on there too?

User’s data was breached, I laughed because I’m not one of them. This isn’t a doctoral dissertation, I don’t care how it works.

I mean, if it’s not Musk, that unfuckable edgelord basement-dweller was running a pretty ace digital cosplay…

Sure, but lying during a process involving security clearance would essentially hang over their head the entire time that they used the credential as a means to get work. It’s not like lying about whether or not you like the food that someone served at a dinner, it sticks.

If you say so, I’ll take your word for it.

I’ve been told that for clearance above reliability that social media use becomes an issue. 4chan was specifically cited to me by the person with whom I spoke. I’d assume that this means any/all alphabet government agencies, but Army was all that I heard about specifically.

“Do you browse or use 4chan?”

“No.”

“OK, good, because you weren’t advancing beyond this stage if you said yes.”

Heard about this just a few hours ago, and have been laughing ever since. This is going to be brutal, there are people who registered with .gov e-mail addresses. As the use of 4chan has been cited to me as potentially disqualifying people seeking security clearance for government, police, or military careers, this hack single-handedly has the potential to torpedo thousands of edgy bois in one fell swoop.

What do you mean one day? We poured hundreds of billions of dollars (adjusted for inflation) into weaponizing atomic power, then dropped the sun on Japan twice.

No, you’re not wrong. It’s incredibly foolish, even given the stringent bio-hazard protocols used by labs conducting this kind of research. Here’s to hoping that whatever it is doesn’t get 12 Monkey-ed.

“Rats and viscous rhinos. They are eating the babies, they are eating the dogs and the cats.” * accordion hand motions *

Yes, exactly. It’s a kind of antiquated medical definition for anyone who strangles the salami lol

Do tell…

Plot twist, the truck was vanity plated as ONANIST, but OP didn’t know the meaning and covered it with the caption.

*every single human language in existence.

Most of the ones I know do, but there are plenty without, just not nearly as many as Gen’s Y & Z.

*“I was born in the wrong generation” ha(i)s turned from edgy to a(nd) sad reality for some

Yes, but many are reluctant to flip it because of the associated felony charges for causing a 5-alarm blaze at the associated server farms.

There’s a mod for that, you could have grass.