LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down18
arrow-up1359arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
SomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agoRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1519arrow-down144
arrow-up1475arrow-down1message-squareRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squareSomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square120fedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 2 days agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down111
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square24fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down13
arrow-up196arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 16 hours agomessage-square9fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down115
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down126
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square33fedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-22 days agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square173fedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down111
arrow-up1356arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-22 days agomessage-square173fedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down138
arrow-up1329arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square59fedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down12
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square1fedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down113
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down114
arrow-up1256arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down16
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square373fedilinkarrow-up11.7Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.69Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square373fedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down15
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square41fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down16
arrow-up1434arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square65fedilink
Worthess@discuss.online · 3 days agoLight switches should be glow in the darkmessage-squaremessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down19
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareLight switches should be glow in the darkWorthess@discuss.online · 3 days agomessage-square58fedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agoIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down16
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square5fedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agoEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down12
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoremessage-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1519arrow-down136
arrow-up1483arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoreFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square91fedilink
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agoMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down16
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareMaybe a young Margaret Atwood witnessed the unveiling of her time capsule book in 2114 and then travelled back in time to close the paradox loop by arranging the time capsule book in the first place.plus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square14fedilink
