Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
Maybe that is what the passion of Christ really is …
It was all just a wild drunken party one spring 2000 years ago and a bunch of guys just made up a lot of stories because they couldn’t remember and they had to make vague excuses for a bunch of things that happened that involved them
TIL Jesus has a cloaca
Boom mic dips into the camera frame for the tenth time that day
Director: … JESUS CHRIST!!!
Probably saw him as a freak and made it easier to crucify him
Imagine a country full of brown skinned middle eastern people and a white European guy appears, tells everyone he’s the son of God and that there is no option but to follow him or else everyone is going to burn in hell … they probably thought he was completely nuts
This is why Sisko opted for genocide
“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
Benjamin Franklin
I have a contact list of about a dozen people that I call or call me … mostly family and two friends. I have more people I know beyond that list but they all know I don’t like talking or texting on a phone. I don’t like using the phone.
The only time I get to use the phone is in watching at least one random call a week. Half the time its a telemarketer and the other time, some political or government organization wanting to ask something. Texts are usually random with people asking dumb questions like ‘hey’ … ‘where are you?’ … ‘hey frank how you doing’ … or some random thing to entice me to answer. If I don’t recognize, I delete and block.
No one mentioned a time frame … you could shit tons of beers over a year or two
Pretty much sums up life at this point
Looks salmonellish
Unga … (pointing to the distance) …
UNGA BUNGA BUNGA BUNGA!!! … (frantically pointing at the sky)
Every day we stray further from the light and drift towards the darkness.
In the 20th century it morphed into a marketing gimmick to sell lawn equipment, fertilizer and products to maintain a perfect manicured lawn
“See Mr Jones next door. He is so rich that he can afford to have a perfect cut grass lawn with no dandelions in it”
Imagine applying this ‘cure’ and you survive but you still have a headache … and now you also have a giant spike sticking out of your head
The shart that is too real
Sounds about right
Welcome to the Jungle in my ass
This photo was taken ten minutes before the first ever rage quit in a video game to occur … the lab was set on fire and two players and an innocent bystander were hospitalized
Keeps getting identified as “marshmallows”
No matter how you scan them, it’s always marshmallows
A male cashier comes to help and stretches out your scrotum … beep … marshmallows
He calls a manager and two more people show up, a manager who looks like a 14 year school girl and a 70 year old man with bad hearing
They all try to grab and stretch your ball sack to get a proper scan while you’re fighting everyone to stop touching your genitals
Beep … marshmellows