Btw, I’m so sorry for troubling you.

To make an apple pie you gotta first create the universe. Def a stoner thought lol

And ice cream with the cops

This is so genius. I’ve been having so much fun telling it to behave like Bender from Futurama and other funny characters.

I love creative geniuses like him. Louis Cole is another cool one.

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With a golden Trump pin

They’re asking if he was on anti-depressants. Everyone else is a murderer, terrorist, what have you. When it’s one of theirs? Just a misguided kid on SSRIs.

Thanks Ollama

It’s… not literally saying those things.

No fossil fuels for the big cars though. Ba dum ts. (I know fossil fuels are mostly old plants etc.)

Maybe that’s why the Pachycephalosaurus had thick skulls and kept head butting each other, they were just trying to close 5 but their heads kept getting in the way (apparently these actually had 5 fingers)

I hear if you fold it 42 times it’s thick enough to reach the moon

Not surprising when you’re that pale

No way T-Rex did high fives

At least they didn’t keep up the farce and exaggerate it: “Don’t be evil. Ever. We’re still not evil. Nuh uh, nope.”

Right? I do like cucumbers though because I’m committing to that flavor and it’s still watery and refreshing. But when it happens at the end of enjoying a sweet juicy watermelon, it’s not great.

Makes sense. The watermelon is like a playdoh ball then you just flatten it to a snake to get the cucumber

You were the missing ten all along