So is Elmo

#1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out

Sure makes you wonder why the elected officials want to defund it in favor of Fedex and others /s

And 50% more later on :)

Add set -x and dump the output (both stdout, stderr) into a logfile

Usually issues with crontab are related to variables ( PATH) as well, so you might want to consider verifying that.