Occam’s Razor 🧐

Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.

Pretty much this for me.

I’ve gotten pretty good at 10 minute showers before work, but I absolutely blank out from time to time.

Are you going to tell me that the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park aren’t real dinosaurs? Give me a break…

Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

Honestly, it’s much more versatile:

“Heck you man, I’ll heck you up so bad you’ll hecking wish you hecked up and went to heck.”

Instructions unclear.

I just dumped all of my NaOH into my HCl and the flask is getting really hot.

What do now?

✋HIT!

It’s cheaper to ship products into the USA from China than it is to send a package to a neighbor. This is because it is subsidized with US tax dollars because China is a “developing nation.”

I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

Now tell me why you’re on this list?

bitch

These are the types of intrusive thoughts that plague me.

TrueOffMyChest: I lost my Tamagotchi two decades ago and this is the first time I’ve ever told anyone about it 😭

I thought he was trying to reinstate a pre-Covid ban and it has exceptions for wearing masks for medical reasons?

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

That’s why I don’t wear ponchos; don’t want people thinking I’m gay.

I’ll stick with my tie-dye umbrella thank you very much!

Maybe a pixel or two.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!