I can’t tell satire from reality at this point

Route your TV’s Internet connection through a dns sink like pi hole. Cuts down on TV bullshit.

Do not listen to this meme.

Source: me

Boring… I’m gonna go make out with my Marilyn Monrobot now

An actual shitpost!

Take them to small claims for theft. I’ll bet they don’t show up. Then they won’t pay you, so you get a court order and sheriff to recoup your money in assets. Take anything you want and put it on eBay. Collect your money.

Ublock to the rescue!

Don’t worry fellas, we promise only good guys will use the back door. The bad guys promised not to use it

Which one, (fuck) spez or the Nazi saluting trust fund baby?

You have to have redundant software in order to operate. More versions is more purchase transactions. End user hostile garbage.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Aye

That seems fair

Plot twist, it’s a trap

No, this is Patrick

Unknown, i can use gestures on my phone which work in Firefox. Maybe it’s is a phone problem.

Nice!

laughs in Firefox