So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

“BOMB PLANTED”

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

Why boycott if I can just pirate it?

I get to enjoy it and they don’t make any profit from it.

Heck, I’ll seed it and cost them even more profit. 🏴‍☠️😎

Their oppressors didn’t have tanks.

Our oppressors do.

There’s no way out.

Unless…

Anyone down to steal a tank?

(For Legal Purposes, I’m talking about GTA6 😉)

United Provinces of Canada?

Laptop manufacturers are also looking to move away from windows to a linux bases operating system.

Redstar OS it is 😉

I’m worried about Chinese mobile OSes intentionally designed to make it difficult for VPN apps to work, and companies would just give up trying to design a separate app for the Chinese market, which reinforces a tighter grip on censorship.

Not to mention, all the other FOSS tools that would no longer work if they make android .apks incompatible, including a lot of encryption apps.

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

They can’t fire you, because it would mean they have to fire hegseth with his “flawless opsec”

When your antidepressants stops working 🙃

If you want to install free tracking tools, you’ll need consent or try to guess the lockscreen password to try to install it covertly.

With this, its doesn’t require consent, since most families are on the same family plan.

Only abusers would use this, since a normal person who actually cares about a family member’s safety would just ask them to install a tracking app voluntarily and be transparent about it.

Its tracking either way, but doing so voluntarily is way less creepy and also free.

Most modern Android and iOS allows you to share your locations for free via Google and Apple “Find My Phone” networks.

The phone company knows what county I’m in but probably not what businesses and municipal buildings I enter on foot unlike GPS location services.

They have your approximate location. If you are in a densely populated city, they might not know which specific building or which specific apartment unit, but they’ll have a small circle around the area, and if you are in a suburb, where things are more spaced out, they will know the exact stores you go to.

If you go to a walmart with huge parking spaces all around it, its obvious you went to a walmart.

According to the subreddit’s moderators, the AI took on numerous different identities in comments during the course of the experiment, including a sexual assault survivor, a trauma counselor “specializing in abuse,” and a “Black man opposed to Black Lives Matter.”

You don’t need an LLM for that, you got Dean Browning with his xitter alts

I use Lemmy be-
cause I want to shove this com-
ment up Uranus

😉