Dude? Did you sleep with those conjoined twins?

What? They’re 20.

Out of human decency I have chose not to finish this joke.

Please, classic Foot fetish.

Oh well, your first attempt is always the worst.

Catmate in 3 moves.

This is John Wayne Gacy’s back story.

There’s only one StarWars ma’am and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a CG Dinosaur.

I looked through the infinite time lines before I was born and it turned out the absolute most harm I could inflict upon humanity is if I am the nicest possible person in this lifetime, I have no memory of my pre-birth but I am compelled in all things to be as nice as possible, and because of that I have came to loathe every waking moment of my existence.

Yes sir, shall I give him the same haircut as you or has he not been that bad?

This should be marked NSFW for being so graphic.

But then they would know they are alcoholics, it should stay

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Hell hath no furry like a pussy scorned.

Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.

IDK, the hardest (Most tedious) part for me was renaming everything and categorizing things properly, but that passed over seamlessly, although I do remember being paranoid that I would have to do It again and the only reason I switched is because Windows broke something on my old server and I had to use Linux so I was kinda forced into it.

Can’t figure out why you would use Plex over jellyfin, I have a life time pass to Plex, I haven’t used it in years, this isn’t about money, it’s about not having garbage running on your machine.

Well, I have good news and bad news, good news is that vision problems is considered a protected class and we are legally required to hire you despite your glaring weakness, bad news is that you lied in your interview and your fired.

Just get $20 in 1’s put a single 5$ on top and get a $10,000 band around it .

You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.

Nothing like a warm cup of Cyanide and Happiness to start the day.

I was just able to download it on every TV I have

I can assure you this is exactly what happens.