I feel like it’s probably good to study it, but there’s no need to report it to the news media.

Crazy thought, but hear me out: we put Spielberg and Bay in the mechs and let them fight over it. We’ll have so much good footage for the edit!

Nah, it’s cool. If they become a problem we just de-extinct dire gorillas to fight them. What could go wrong?

Lots of things emit photons. I emit photons.

I think also Manbat?

To be fair, the only one of my friends with a PHD is also the most supervillain-y.

You had bigger things on your mind. Origin of the cosmos, ultimate destiny of mankind, stuff like that.

This is my next project for when I discover a reserve of time and energy I didn’t know I had.

Could that be because it’s a French word and they pluralise differently?

I live in a right-side drive country.

The first time I ever heard of a Zamboni was when Ryan Renolds drove one over a guy in the first Deadpool movie.

I’d quite like to see Michael Fassbender in the role.

I didn’t really enjoy Prometheus, but it showed us he can do subtly creepy.

Were you in Miss Phipps’ class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

Could be climate change, could be normal weather cycles. My country tends to get five wet years followed by five dry years.

Enjoying your own awkward company. In that situation I can’t make eye contact with myself.

“Fox proposes new brand of locks for henhouse.”

How so?

But it WON’T blow my mind because all these articles ever say is “eh, maybe”.

I’m not allowed another wife.

I’m over 50.

They’d wear four pairs of jeans and older octopuses would criticise them for sagging their waists.

One tyrant rose up and overthrew another. Ordinary people like us were left to carry the cost.