That would explain why Musk is full of shit.

Looks like a bunch of Geodudes to me.

Marge Simpson in shambles.

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Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?

Flying a kite

No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!

Big if true

I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.

You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.

Sex: not getting any cause I was fired

Why was I born with eyes?

James is the cat, right?

I learned about her from Double Dare.

Where is the one on the left no longer available? I live in the US and see those all the time.

Jesus wept

Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.