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    3 days ago

    I’ll say it again, CEO pay ain’t the problem. Did the math once for American Airlines, then McDonald’s just lately. If the CEO took $0 pay, and that was spread among total employees, it amounts to chicken change.

    Hell, let’s take aim at Microsoft, why not.

    In fiscal year 2024, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella’s total compensation was $79.1 million. This represents a 63% increase compared to his prior year’s compensation of $48.5 million.

    And most of that was stock, not cash.

    The increase is primarily due to a significant rise in the value of his stock awards, which accounted for the majority of his compensation.

    They have 228,000 employees. Spread that around and it amounts to a $347 yearly bonus. (Or, $.17/hr. if you like.) If I worked at M$, I’d be fucking insulted if that was my Christmas Bonus. Hell, my last job was at a tiny software dev and we all got 10x that much, sometimes more.





  • Fucked up and connected my latest TV to wireless, mindlessly input the password. Had to wipe it to factory to undo that.

    Mine’s plugged into the network, but haven’t seen anything obnoxious. Worst was them changing the screensaver to have some fairly subtle ads. If they ever fuck around I’ll cut it off at the firewall.

    And yes, as you said, I power it off Jellyfin running on my PC. Or, again using it as a 2nd monitor, I sling the VLC window to it. We don’t pay for any media at all unless you count Amazon from my Prime subscription. Or unless you count my $6 VPN. :) (I know that’s hateful around here, but I can’t afford to drop it.)






  • Nah. Water is created and destroyed all the time. Here go the formula for photosynthesis:

    6CO₂ + 6H₂O + light energy → C₆H₁₂O₆ + 6O₂

    Take some baking soda for heart burn. You will instantly know you’ve created water and gas. (But hey, it works.)

    NaHCO3 + HCl → NaCl + H2O + CO2

    Anyone here burning glucose and breathing?

    C6H12O6 + 6O2 → 6CO2 + 6H2O

    JFC, here’s Google’s AI take, depsite the evidence above:

    Water on Earth is constantly being transformed through a natural cycle, but it is not created or destroyed. This transformation, known as the Hydrological Cycle, involves processes like evaporation, condensation, precipitation, and runoff. While Earth has a vast amount of water, its total quantity has recently dropped, according to NASA.

    If you want to shoot your brain full of rot, check out the answers on Quora.


  • Unarmed? Got a 9 in the closet, “just in case” of whatever the fuck. Don’t know if it’s loaded? Maybe grandpa’s rusty 12-gauge is floating around somewhere?

    Too. Fucking. Late.

    Been screaming for years that this day was coming. And all the while Democrats, “gUnS Bad, KiLl kiDs!” Well, now you can get in on the “killed” side! But hey, at least you can die in a pool of blood while keeping your morals intact!

    “But if I fight back I may DIE!”

    Yes. That happens when you fight for your life, sometimes you lose. I’ll die with my boots on, please and thank you.