Did I wash my hair? That’s when I know I’ll need extra coffee that day.

Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.

I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn’t he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?

Tea party.

The funny thing is, when I first started working retail, we were encouraged to just say, “Oh, did you forget to complete your purchase?” We weren’t allowed to go straight to accusing someone of stealing. That gave them the opportunity to either pay for the items or leave them behind.

Capitalism is the fault.

Staycation all I can afford, staycation can’t get away, staycation guess I’ll just be alone.

It’s all just to get more data from you so it can monetized.

*Are. Not trying to be a jerk if English isn’t your first language. Teenagers is a plural noun.

I read that as Vsauce and wondered what happened to Michael.

The problem is giving them a platform has let the extremists on the Right to come to power in the United States. Hearing differing opinions is one thing, tolerating the attacking of minorities and the destruction of a functioning government is another. How much debate are we supposed to engage in before we say enough is enough?

So they empty pitcher represents the emptiness of memes.

Maybe they are just naturally warm. When I was younger you could feel the heat pouring off of me.

Semisopochnoi Island in Alaska with gps coordinates 51°57′42″N 179°46′23″E – easternmost point in all U.S. territory by longitude. https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-easternmost-point-in-north-america-is-actually-west-of-alaska.html

Gulf of Musk

71, we are the ancients.

And blocked.

I mean if you want to be really stupid, call it the Gulf of Texas.

This needs to be printed in every newspaper and broadcast on every channel. What was the question you put to it?

Just do that once in a while. You don’t need to subject yourself to ads every time you watch YouTube. I would say, once a week do a watch session without an ad blocker if you want to be in the loop.