Yeah, I totally get that. I figured it’d be “grass” or something, but I suppose it works.

Also here’s a pic of a plaque that was on the wall with some explanation text

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that’s what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

I mean, yeah sure, but do either long enough and you’re probably gonna have some permanent neurological damage

Anything longer than 5 seasons and they’re just milking it.

Halle Berry though… 🤔

I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

I mean, duh, I’m not creepy lizardman or a crabperson. Climate refugees are people.

They won’t care, they won’t even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today

A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”