This just made me think… people always complain about missing out on a future that promised them flying cars. Turns out that we have flying cars now. We just call them “helicopters” and it turns out they’re hard as fuck to operate.

Would be hilarious if Hollywood moved away from chess to show someone being smart and instead showed them yelling at teammates in League of Legends.

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Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

Moran*

My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

Honestly, best case scenario.

I assume it’s purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He’s got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It’s weird as fuck.

I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.

Regular Business Guy: “No sweet. We’ll bankrupt Social Security to bail you out.”

Heads up sweet = taste, sweat = perspiration.

I used to type “sweat” thinking it was “sweet” until I was almost in my 30s. Then a coworker pointed it out when I said something like “Sweat, sounds good.”

It depends on the version of Lemmy that your instance is running. My account is on sh.itjust.works which upgraded Lemmy versions a few months ago. Apparently it changed a parameter name that keeps track if a post has been read or not.

So on Sync, you can click on posts, but they never show as read. It’s super annoying, so I went back to Voyager.

I used to use RiF and loved Sync for Lemmy too. I just wish the developer would fix the bug for posts showing unread! It’s completely stopped me from using the app for something like 6 months now.

There are a few minor cultural differences to be aware of. But as long as you avoid saying anything negative about Star Trek or Linux, you should be just fine.

Also how did they let that excuse get past the technical teams who should be implementing this? They added Star Link to the data center that supports the White House and then have traffic run through hard wires. This does absolutely nothing to improve spots with bad WiFi.

The not shitting guy came before the beans. The beans were mindless. The not shitting guy was an enigma.

What’s that watermark in the bottom right?

He seriously was being a car salesman. A photographer got a shot of his taking points.

Damn power hungry admins always keeping the sweet sweet bot ladies for themselves.

Still haven’t gotten one. Guess the bots don’t like me.

I remember having a single floppy disk of nudes that some friends and I downloaded off a BBS. Kids these days will never understand how lucky we felt to be cranking our meat to the same 13 low def images.