Please sir, resting bitch face is a serious affliction.

Bonus fact: after getting out of this tree he quickly zoomed to a second tree, which he also climbed.

Hey, didn’t that woman on the left had cancer or something? Wonder how she’s doing…

I sleep so much better after I started doing this. Seriously, try it out for like a week/month and you’ll never go back, I swear

When you piss off a woman with a perm in your restaurant and ten minutes later several apache helicopters rain down hellfire on your establishment.

Both. Sometimes he hears us talking and comes screaming. But mostly we come and go together, except if he gets distracted and vanishes of course.

Hah, the picture reminded me of my first time opening up my laptop. Also burnt through, like open flame and hell of a stench.

Are you taking static electricity into account? I would not be doing this on a woolen carpet haha. You could screw up your circuitry if you don’t have a grounded wire

The first person to coin the word meme was Richard Dawkins in his book ‘the selfish gene’. He also postulates in the same chapter that religion is a particular form of a meme. So you’re one hundred percent correct!