This is the primary reason I hate Fleetwood Mac. I’m sure they’re great but god damn the same song over and over makes me wanna burn it all down

I like them. I make sure to request “extra dirty” so I get a good olive flavor

Is it normal for people to regret what they said on here? Because I tend not to change my mind from downvotes and dumb responses. I do block people though

This is so cool! Did you do some kind of reverse image search?

Was that AI generated? That is fucking sick, my dude. I’m gonna save it

Well shit, I’ve found my people! Not that I’m interested in getting to know anyone but it’s good to feel part of a group, anonymously and without conversation

I’ll go out on a limb here and guess the former

I think you mean handsy, handsome folk can’t help being handsome

The New Order was mind-blowing when I first played it

I used to have a friend like that. On an unrelated note, I haven’t spoken to him in 11 years

Maybe someone will add quidditch, that’d be cool. And the Hogwarts Express could use a Thomas face upgrade

I wouldn’t worry, she has nein lives

Ah the PS Vita, reminds me of a quote from House of Cards:

“Is that a PS Vita?” -Frank Underwood

I love the way this is written

I’d recommend breaking up with him if you haven’t already

You could easily reverse the genders and this would still be funny. He’s saying it to her face, it’s like a roast

Edit: Y’all are some sad motherfuckers here on Lemmy. You’re not supposed to take jokes seriously. It’s literally a shitpost, nobody is here on their soapbox saying women are bad

There’s a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr

This is fine art

The moving thing worked for me, I just said I’m moving back in with my parents and they have amazing Internet. Like to me that’s a checkmate, they can’t say anything