Dogs also typically love to trample the whole yard until it’s nothing but clay and dandelions.

Fuck Microsoft. Fuck their support of genocide.

I’ve been avoiding Microsoft like the plague because of other reasons for a long time, so I didn’t know about this.

Next time don’t let your opponent attack the fire sprinklers.

Ocean theme was stuck in my head the moment I saw the question.

I got 8675309.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Only a strange, sad little man does that sort of thing, but I have no pity to spare.

I decided to transcribe the numbers into a spreadsheet for clarity. Top is original order, bottom is chronological order.

Bro there’s a Canadian guy on Youtube who built a loud-ass siren out of plywood in his garage. No speakers. No fancy electronics. Just a motor and some wood. These do not need to be complex things.

Imagine all the people living for today!

It’s not grey, jackass! It’s GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

So, bricks and potato guns are fine, then?

I guess I should buy a lottery ticket, then, because my wisdom teeth came in pretty much straight. The only problem I ever have is getting anything back there for cleaning.

SPGHGHAAIGHGHSSSE!!! is literally the only thing I know about Command & Conquer.

I’m not your goober, mister.

The most annoying part of that is the shitty render. I actually have an account on one of those AI image generating sites, and I enjoy using it. If you’re not satisfied with the image, just roll a few more times, maybe tweak the prompt or the starter image, and try again. You can get some very cool-looking renders if you give a damn. Case in point:

They have first boatloads of money, yes, but what about second boatloads of money?

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And you never will, because every time you take a step toward him, he’ll stop time and move you back a step.