ACTUAL LEAKED SOURCE CODE

if crash_imminent:
    disable->apil{}t
    and:
    {
        deeb::METRICS \
        («today»).drop
    }
if

/S

Even 30 seconds is asking a lot.

I even use RSS to get notified in niche lemmy communities I’m trying to nurture.

My RSS feeds outnumber my newsletters like 40 to 1. It’s an incredibly lively and convenient way to syndicate updates of any kind.

My friend still has his. Let me tell you, that thing has a presence.

That’s because it’s bullshit to use the same term for both completely different things

They do. But for that just pull over and do what you’ve got to do. Stop trying to multitask while you’re in command and control of a device that can wipe out an entire family in a split second of distraction.

Yeah, one of my grandpas always chafed against wearing one, especially the part that comes across the chest. He was always “forgetting” to put it on, and holding it down so it wouldn’t like press against him.

Meanwhile I don’t even think about the seatbelt. Actually it feels wrong if I forget to put it on for some reason.

I understand a trip into orbit is hard to pass up, but how could you not know what riding on Bezos’ rocket would look like to the rest of us. It’s just so gross.

Corporations are slow AI that runs on people and paper. Not my original take - it was a term even before the LLM bubble.

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Wait,I think I messed that up

Same except I did do vapes. And yeah it was really hard to quit the vapes, but I think it did help me.

titrating down by mixing some low nic juice and 0% nic juice helped. Although I swear going from 0.0001% like trace amounts to actually fully 0% with a clean pod hit like a mac truck of anxiety and dread panic.

Vyvanse just made me super fuckin high, maybe I don’t have the ADHD after all.

Confirmed. I see “Poisson distribution” I start skimming lol

Maybe if you escaped the command like \\type sudo?

Also double check that sudo is the right command, by doing which sudo. Something I just learned to be paranoid of in this thread.

Unless which is also compromised, my god…

Just don’t forget to check if your IP has changed if ssh suddenly starts timing out with no error indication no matter what you do and oh god what is actually wrong

I think there’s a way to setup an alert for this.

Oh that’s dastardly

Oh that’s really good.

Funny you mention that, I was just reading this 2019 article on starbreaker about the hard limits of public microblogging as we’ve been reproducing it over and over, even here on the fediverse.

It’s kind of got under my skin.