Appeal to authority. Higher-skilled male players got to call the shots, lead, delegate etc.

There are plenty of women who don’t have intercourse regularly, but they are less likely than their male counterparts to whine about it.

Dee doss? I always say dee dee oh es.

No, they’re not smart enough to have that realization.

Every single console reveal, there’s a take exactly like this, and it always ages like milk. Every time.

If the duck sits still (actual stuffy), bow. If it moves around (comes alive), neck.

Sounds like a spoiled child

So, for the 50% of people who lack critical thinking skills or good eyesight, sucks to be them, right?

Because they can’t beat her face in that position?

Sonic gets framed for Shadow’s crime and escapes authorities snowboarding down an inclined street

Girl can absolutely be interpreted as condescending if you’re talking to/about an adult

But letting thousands die through selfishness is totally cool, right?

Asshole.

A human with a brain?

Put cheese on it

Like Signal?

If they were born later in the year than it currently is, they’ll have to -1

Does anyone have a guide or tutorial that can help me make sense of what everyone is talking about here?

I’ll entertain that argument once he’s no longer president and can no longer give those other pardons.

ITT: people who wouldn’t lift a finger to save their family from a corrupt incoming DoJ

The bandits in Home Alone had many chances to turn back and abandon the job.

You shoot someone, they stay shot.