You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!

Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.

The “less report”. Blamo.

Get a burner phone and download all apps and data once you’re through customs. Then destroy the phone before leaving.

I’m new to Lemmy. How do I delete someone else’s post?

They’re minerals Marie!

The room. By all accounts is a terrible movie.

Only if you’re rich.

I know this movie had been rough on you. Hope you’re doing ok.

Thanks I hate it.

Here I am feeling bad about selling equipment that’s loud.

RIP her inbox.

What a terrible day to have eyes

This is /c/showerthoughts, not /c/trippingballsthoughts.

I salute you for suffering this movie 78 days in a row.

A hamster with dreams of becoming a concert pianist is definitely going to be a hit Disney movie.

Gottem

The real question is always in the comments.

Only doing this if I get a moose steak with those pancakes.

Moose aren’t like a sacred animal in Canada right?

When you have a funeral at 3 but gotta be at a kid’s birthday party at 4.