Instead there will be a new category “AI” in all porn cites.

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How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

…oh OK, very nice Mr…what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

Its solves a Google problem…how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.

Big red flag:

Is there away to fake all the data they try to collect?

Hey, no farms, no food!

It might be more valuable now as a civil rights activist talking point trophy.