It also means you are required to travel with a phone. Some people don’t own a cell phone because they don’t want one, need one, or can’t afford one.

This is why crApple phones cost so much, flying in First Class.

You could batch cook the things you like from healthy ingredients. That way you too can microwave your food right from the freezer and have your own private restaurant. Welcome to Chez Moi!

deletemicrosoft.exe

Magic 8-ball, is xelon a bad person? [shakes ball] Answer: Signs point to yes.

I personally would feel even more lonely if my only ‘friend’ was a computer program that can never actually care about me.

Microsoft is working hard to get you to transition to a Linus Distribution. Thank you microsoft for your hard work and dedication.

They literally installed spyware in the WH. National security is an utter joke with these traitors.

I also downloaded Obama as well. Now I’m a Super Menace.

I can tell you it’s not. I downloaded all the DEI documents and read them, sitting in my new house. :)

Mom, you know what be great with this cigarette? Some gummi bears.

I would, and a house. I’m a menace!

If AI gets to use copyrighted material for free and makes a profit off of the results, that means piracy is 1000% Legal. Excuse me while I go and download a car!!

Photoshop, just like the rest of us.

Americans need more fiber in their diet.

Is it x.com? I heard they were illegally streaming a ton of Disney things.

Someone got dressed up for a date.

I’ll bet you ‘she’ is not one individual. This is a bunch of people scamming, that’s been going on from many Eastern European countries for many, many years. Scams don’t have genders.

The real kicker would be to find out that it’s elon and he high as fuck.

If you feel left out, she/he/the spam organization, also sends messages (same photo) under; missy29 prodajvodapavel (which translates to sales water pavel, in slovenian)