Whenever they print out “I did that” Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

Having AI replace CEOs would be a huge profit boost for the company too! 😎🤙

Well the US Govt makes you pay taxes as a citizen even if you’re on a visa abroad. It shouldn’t be surprising that it makes you pay taxes in the afterlife too. You just need to prove you’re dead so they can update your home address.

Package has been left at the front door

Only if the battery is charged

The worst are the places that say they have delivery, take you through the whole checkout process on their own site, and then sends you a link to track your order on door dash or something.

LOOKING AT YOU LITTLE CESARS

Either a coffee mug or laptop is the answer

My hobby is buying steam games and browsing the steam store or my already owned collection. Not actually playing the games though. That would be weird

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Hey. I don’t do this because people in my life don’t care what I post on social media. My Facebook feed is barren.

That’s why i post on Lemmy instead. 😎

I think I just busted a nut

Ah I’m dumb. My mind turned off after “presidents”

I appreciate the note about putting Obama on the bill, but the first sentence is incorrect. 😅

The $10 (Alexander Hamilton) and $100 (Ben Franklin) do not feature presidents.

Edit: welp if you Lemmy at 5 a.m then you might not be able to read well

And then there’s that miraculous time you do get ready in 15 minutes, allowing yourself to believe you could achieve that again on purpose.

True crime is not far off from crime documentary. If anything I could see people arguing they’re the same and it would really just come down to semantics.

To me, a " crime documentary" is a show or episode covering a specific crime or suspect. A True Crime podcast (or show, vlog, etc.) tends to cover a new crime or suspect each episode.

If anything, I would argue True Crime shows are a series of mini-documentaries so-to-speak.

Another thing to consider would be production value. When I hear “Documentary” I think of something I would see on TV or a streaming service. In other words I think of something backed by money.

When I hear “True Crime” I think of podcasts or vloggers. Typically a person or small group of people doing their own research and producing their own content.

A True crime podcast I’d recommend would be Small Town Murder. My wife will listen to it as we’re doing chores around the house and I would catch myself paying attention from time to time.

There’s also an extension which always redirects you to old.reddit.con too as an extra fuck you to their shitty UI. I think it’s literally called “Old Reddit Redirect” or something

I’m out of the loop with Dune news. Is the plan still that Dune Messiah will cover the second book (of the same name) and there’ll be a Children of Dune TV show? Or am I just speaking fake news?

Firefox has a button that shows up in the url that kind of turns the webpage into an e-book-esque view that pops up for most articles (especially Pay Wall)

Are you allowed to carry over PTO hours? I might just be a pessimist, but my immediate thought is if they ever have to let anybody go, they don’t want to pay-out accrued PTO hours.

At my previous place, there was one employee that NEVER took PTO for some insane reason. Had saved up like 2 months of PTO.

He was told by HR he had too many hours and needed to use some PTO time. This specific scenario is not unheard of.

However, a month or so after he came back from a month and a half of PTO, he got laid off for reasons unknown to me.

Rumors are they didn’t want to pay-out the PTO.

Honestly it doesn’t make sense, they had to pay him for the PTO anyways, but when has HR made sense?

I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅