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If you are a frequent glizzy gobbler, are you a Glizzler?

And would that make the Grillmaster a Glizzlord.

Excuse me? What‽

Sir! This is a family friendly establishment.

Fun fact! Pizza is already plural. The singular is a piz, which is where we get the English word “piece”, because pizza come pre-portioned. The word “peace” also comes from the same derivation, because it is impossible to go to war while enjoying a piz of pizza.

/s

What if the singular of Kleenex was a Kleenek.

My eggos

I’ve been waiting years for 8bitdo the make a fully functional clone and they haven’t yet.

The closest they’ve come is a retrofit electronics kit for the OG shell last year.

The tariffs would be on the wholesale price for retailers/distributors, not MSRP, unless a consumer is buying directly from a foreign retailer.

(ingoring the diameter)

Apparently!

You can pry my Twist-Erase from my cold dead arthritic hands.

Since I switched to using 0.9 mm, I almost never break a lead unless I drop it onto a hard floor; it even holds up to some aggressive tapping. Consequently, I hardly ever have to refill. I also never worry about the point snapping or stabbing when tossed loose into a bag, or keeping a sharpener on hand.

Just my #2 cents.

Honestly, it would be hilarious if they did a goofy, “coming out tomorrow,” April Fools day announcement, and Nintendo snapped back the next day with “no, really, available now!”

Something, something, April 2nd.

The flying wing looks like they left off the cover for the AA battery.

https://www.beltonfarm.co.uk/product/red-fox-200g/

Colored with annetto, just like American cheese

Every mass market manufacturer of yellow cheddar in America at least

That’s a (gift)wrap folks!

There is no suitable place for an Octopus to wear either pants or a skirt. Octopuses are almost entirely made of face. There is no torso, no waist, no lower body. We call the appendages around the mouth “arms” (not “legs”) but they are more analogous to prehensile whiskers. I think they would be more likely to wear a cap or headband. A balaclava would be interesting.

You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it. Taste, texture, residue etc… it’s quite freaky

my thighs

Thanks… My body doesn’t really need sleep anyway.

I eagerly await the Lugia memes to come.

Edit: , I’m expecting automod evasion.

There used to be a pothole in front of my house that always came back. It was at a low spot and sent waves of salty runoff into my yard in the winter every time someone drove through it.

During Covid I while I was working from home, I watched as some workers rolled up in a pickup truck, hopped out of the bed with two 5-gallon buckets of cold patch, and just dumped it into the puddle that was the pothole, loosely spread it around with a rake, hopped back in the truck and left. All within like 2 minutes. A few days later. Someone must have come by to actually top it off and tamp it down, but within days if not hours my yard and the sidewalk were full of little black pebble that had been splashed out.

If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!