Lots of limitations for markdown: No underlining No colors Limited table formatting

High resolution pictures on lemmy is a bit slow still. Worse for video. That’s the second most important issue left to fix on lemmy

Question: are teletubies mammals?

Internet of things == internet of trash

Don’t buy shit you cannot own

So now we know what he kid’s nickname will be when he gets herpes in high school

I got 35+ years into Windows. I’m the guy they get to “fix” stuff in PROD. I fight Windows all day. I’m not doing that at home anymore.

But someone at AT&T would have to sell their yatch

Thanks to trump, the US will cease to be the reserve currency in 10 years of less. China will LOVE to control the world’s reserve currency.

If he does, they will lose ALL advertising

Waiting for all cloud services to go poof

Zuck would sue if they’d called it FediBook.

Meanwhile, people are raising hell when grid battery installations are announced. So much so that the instructions are then cancelled.

So stupid

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I’m sure most Americans will believe it.

There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don’t get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

It’s more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can’t be that bad.

Oh it’s going to be bad now but don’t worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again…even if you really want to.

If someone can unlock your phone when you are unconscious or dead, it’s only identification. Not authentication

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

If he does win, he will be removed within 2 weeks after inauguration if not sooner. Trump is losing his marbles fast to dementia. Anybody who votes for Trump better love Vance.

Meanwhile in Quebec, they call them patates

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?