Very nice. Here’s mine:

Nothing wrong with that, but it’s not what the kids are looking for

Hell I’m a grown ass adult and I think about every once in a while.

Have fun talking to chat which is at most 3 people for years while waiting for your breakthrough

You forgot to add 0

No.

There are non-business years?

Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?

Nah, I’ll just savescum and run myself past the cazadores and deathclaws

You’re doing great, keep it up. I love the “it’s not even” touch 10/10.

What you’d be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.

Greeks have entered the chat

Worshipping anything else than God is the big super bad. Joshua saw a Jew sleeping with a non-believer and Joshua put a spear through them both. God was like “Hell yeah, dude!” and promoted him to be the new Moses.

A Link to the Past > Ocarina of Time

Fight me

I had arch, it never broke on me for no reason. Sometimes the pacman wouldn’t update because of some weird keyring issue, but that was about it. Then my Logitech mouse randomly stopped working and I tried everything. Then I hopped distros to see if it worked better and that didn’t help. Now I’m on opensuse

You dust your sails?

The other LLMs also stole their data, so it’s just a last laugh kinda thing

I wonder when poached eggs are necessary

Isn’t the desktop just a place for displaying a picture? People have icons there?

In their defense, it was Elon Musk

It keeps coming up and ‘experts’ profess this occasionally. I’m too lazy to check the actual science, so I’ll never know.