I’m glad you arrested these young ladies officer! Otherwise I’d be caught masturbating furiously with no end!

Well maybe you should tell the guys arresting these young women that.

“Senior Jesus” is how she would say that.

With your three powers combined I am, Mid-Life Crisis!

Now that I think about it, that big dude is probably trying his hardest to avoid touching anything below the belt while the media seems determined to catch it.

Flapper: You can take your vibes and fuck right off the screen there.

This is one of those gotcha moments, but it’s intentionally misleading. Any bicycle can “become” the fastest bicycle in history under these conditions. However there isn’t a single bicycle, motorized or not that can reach that speed on its own. Not without becoming something else altogether. I honestly feel like I wasted my one minute of typing this. Congratulations.

This is gonna be fun

OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE Q’S?!

Is that a 3D printed container?

I disagree.

How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

lol

I seen this episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Except it was clearly a mistake.

Now its time to compare several to the national total. You did say the US right?

I agree with that.

I get what you’re saying but it is unrealistic in this society. Many industries opt to replace their workers with automated systems. Perhaps this same level of greed has been redirected into newer unregulated ways.

- welcome!

- i’m doing well, thanks for asking.

Stop trying to make vintage happen, Gretchen.