By nudging do they mean pulling down and backwards?

I can put my right glove on my left hand

Hook up a Sony Walkman to your headphone port and hit the red round button

10/10 Lexx’iness

Less shower and more sleep buddy

My book, he literally said it to my face

Um actually, he said “No body will ever need that much shit load of ram”

Read a book

I hate how right you are about them being right.

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Red Hat

Mine too, but after that it was pretty slow

Who uses Bluetooth passcodes?

Are you confusing the words restricted with redacted?

Is it an Agassiz or a Morafka?

Everywhere I look, all I see is fire hydrant, buses, and bicycles

My grandma is going strong at 103… she doesn’t drink any coffee… so any amount I drink should make me effectively immortal… Right?

I drink 6… Is that twice as good?

But, I cannot pass those 50% of the time… what does that mean?

Aren’t we all Mexican on the inside?

I cannot read on account of my high blood sugar