Call the vet and say that ^

Only feeds ONE times per DAY??? Crimeownol… And defi-moeow-shun on top of it all. Shame.

I’m sad this isn’t for my interesting casserole recipes.

Treats is treats, man.

-Popsicle

*comatose children. In the original Grimms version, Snow White is seven. In the original Disney version, she’s 14.

Recently learned that “dumpster” is a brand name for a “skip bin.”

“This skip bin fire of a government agency” just doesn’t have the same ring to it though.

That cats butthole is very close to your cutting board. Just sayin.

Bob looks soft.

As a Californian, I also find this shocking. What the fuck, Florida?

Brain pooping (waste removal via cerebrospinal fluid).

That’s really interesting. I wish they explained how they “restored” the glycocalyx in the aging mice.

I can’t watch original series Star Trek because of the screeching sounds that happen whenever we are supposed to feel dramatic surprise and/or suspense. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

Don’t see a lot of Five Iron Frenzy references around here! It’s such a… specific genre.

I know what you mean, but English, “exterior of the house” usually refers to the outside walls of the house. So I am imagining you walking around on the exterior walls of your home with your special wall walking shoes like Pipi Longstocking.

Typically you would not be mailed results from a manual exam, the doctor discusses it with you at the time, adds it to your medical record, advises further action on anything “remarkable” and schedules that for you at the time.

The mammographer is not a doctor and is not allowed to analyze or discuss your results, they get sent to a doctor for that and then you get a letter in the mail about your hopefully unremarkable breasts.

You might be mailed results if you had a biopsy, but they would say “negative.” They would call you with a positive, benign or malignant result.

Was replying to OP who thought it was about distended breasts or skin issues.

It’s mammogram results.

It’s been in cows since last March. That’s why all the ruckus about “muh rights to drink raw milk!” They were told not to (by the libs) because of bird flu, so… here we are.

https://www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/situation-summary/mammals.html#:~:text=A multistate outbreak of HPAI A(H5N1) bird,virus detections in more than 200 mammals.

See also: Christian Scientists

I pick up a client’s meds as part of my job. It’s through Safeway, and I can’t get text notifications anymore when they are ready for pickup, I have to use the app, and I have to have push notifications turned on, so more than half of the notifications are some BS ad for safeway, trying to tempt me into buying bread or some shit. The guy takes over twenty medications, so it’s kind of a nightmare.