Everyone gonna call it lettuce regardless

New level of terrible. No one even proof read it. Full enshitification and ripoff

What does this have to do with technology though

Solid sesh. I’m in

Technically correct

I just laughed so hard in a restaurant people looked at me

DON’T WORRY BABE, YOUR DAD’S PROBABLY COOL. HE’LL TOTALLY CRANK HOG WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE! AROOOOOOO!!!

Most asbestos is made in Russia currently so definitely

Yoda

!atbge@lemmy.world

Gonna need an additional banana, for scale

Thumb wars

Kidney

Anal probes wouldn’t surprise me given how things are going

Guaranteed best thing I’ll see all week

Seems to be a trend:

Clickbait headlines that are false spread.

A few days later: Headlines stating those were false

Updated crosspost title to be more representative

One for each kitty in the kitty holsters

Suspended in acoustic waves