I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, “do you want a quick answer or a correct one?”

Yeah this shithole is way better

Turn of the lamps, light a few candles and whisper sweet nothings in it’s ear

Hard to argue logic like that

Hey looks like i got one point!

Not with that attitude you ain’t

I lived through all that too except for very early Sunday mornings our local station would show Felix the Cat and Popeye cartoons followed by Davey and Goliath. I think they got away with t because it was before church started and Davey was somewhat religious

Zero (born in '66). Can we add some more to the list?

21: had to wait for the television to warm up

Thunder stole my thunder

You are gullible

Yes. Full time fast food worker wages

Do people on Lemmy think that there was a time when one could afford a house on fast food worker wages?

Those were the days

Yeah I came here to say the same. It’s the edgelords on the left that can’t bring themselves to vote to keep trump and friends from turning the country into a shit show

In my town the CVS has a self checkout unless you hunt someone down. So maybe OP was talking to themselves

From Google AI:

Never Feed After Midnight: If a Mogwai is fed after midnight, it will undergo a transformation into a Gremlin, a mischievous and destructive creature.

Gremlins? IDK. Down Syndrome? Definitely.

Give a person with down syndrome alcohol? I’d rather feed a Gremlin after midnight

Squiddly Diddly just Winnie The Pooed it

I wouldn’t lead with that but there’s a lot of “foodies” out there. If you don’t talk sports or the weather, food isn’t a bad topic at a party. Everybody gotta eat