The name “Kayleigh” was invented by Marillion in 1985

All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

I’m just happy that the meme is joking about Brits yet the only people arguing in the comments are Canadians

Coincidentally my drug dealer’s code word for me is hoover

There’s plenty of examples of trademark names being used generically. Coke, hoover, Jacuzzi

My dream is to have two dishwashers so I don’t need to unload. Just pull dishes out of the clean one when needed and put back into the dirty one

Yeah we don’t have enough American news, we should start reframing other countries’ news into how it affects America

PREGANANANT

Yep that’s the one. It was on the taskbar so significantly smaller than it looks here. I think he thought the lightning bolt was the beaks.

Sometimes late at night I squint my eyes to look at the icon and, for a fleeting moment, I can see two penguins.

One time I heard a colleague called the settings/gear icon in Windows a flower. I’ve also heard somebody refer to the PuTTY icon as “the two penguins”

I just clap on my doorstep like a true philanthropist

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch

Nobody says rent free anymore

I get it a lot, I’m guessing from randomly trying usernames

Pay for your own food you bum

How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I’m on a date I’m looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.

Yep. Speaking of which, I haven’t heard anything from Notch in a while. That’s nice.

The best selling game of all time was made by a colossal tosspot, maybe he’ll have some luck.

You could replace “robots” with humans and make the same argument. 100,000 dead men in a field doesn’t accomplish anything. The point is to have humans/robots left over after the fight to impose your will