Prehensile_cloaca

That’s just Jenny, the girl with the green ribbon.

Agreed. Should sound like rocks

“Well of course they’re going to do whatever we want in the forest. Because of the implication.” -Dennis “centaur” Reynolds

BD Wong

So this could either be Law and Order SVU, or Jurassic Park depending on your era

Get a projector. Cheaper, bigger display area, less obtrusive.

“Gay radio waves!”

“I’ve been to space and fucked Legolas too.”

Why is Saitama giving me the finger?

“Get away from me.”

Whether coming from PA or MI, it’s almost instantly recognizable when crossing into Ohio; the drivers are awful and the roads are worse.

Ohio sucks

Uh, skeet skeet “enjoy salvation”

Why tf would anyone care about the police chiefs’ opinions? Did they pick up a graduate degree in psychology before becoming state thugs agents?

Maybe he’s cosplaying as early 90s Christopher Reid

Lanaaaaa!

“But my forefathers only had to be mediocre to succeed!”

“I spent 6 hours writing this on papyrus scrolls, and you want clay tablets.”

scratches chin

So, I need to be gay? That does turn over quite a few new leaves.

Time zones? What, like I step over a line on the ground and I’m in the future? Pfffft.

*moisturizer, sunscreen, genetics

And exploitation. And extortion.