First tool: a rock someone found

AAAAAA

Yeah, and even if they got one… they just like going up breast milk???

This needs to be a movie, like how thy are making horror movies out of IP that isn’t under copyright any more

The first one lets you turn K on or off

Wow, so how are you supposed to install that on a computer to learn a language?

But for Spotify they are tracking how many times you played different songs. Not trying to defend them, but for a music service I’m pretty sure they need to track that kind of information regardless. Might as well tally it up and show your own data to you

Sounds like an episode of NCIS

It will help you fix divots in the grass

Who is Jeeves and why would I ask him instead of my parents?

It’s like when I want to see what time it is so I pull out my phone, look at the screen, and put it back. Then I realize I didn’t actually look at the time so I have to do it again.