Communism is a shitty alternative.

Rubio can take his little tin god and fuck right off. We need theocracy like we need cranial ventilation - not at all.

I’m not sure which is funnier, this clip, or the one of Bezos’ eating shit when he walked up to the latest capsule after touchdown.

So, what, Google’s gonna sell them a plastic trash cleanup subscription service?

Oh boy, more vitamin P.

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

Gotcha games should be fucking illegal.

Fun fact, grass lawns got started by English aristocracy who could afford to waste land on nothing. It was a status symbol for rich people that got copied by people trying to look rich. Do everyone a favor and renaturalize your yard.

Apparently the dictator is incapable of dictating.

Mine just says “2018 Ford Focus.”

Well if course they halted them - haven’t you heard? Their beloved King Orange has declared coal to be “clean.”

Don’t you know that it’s elitist to know how to art? Just ask all those primitive humans arting all over cave walls for thousands of years.

And wobbly.

OP: Nothing’s better than AI art!

Me: counts fingers suspiciously

I hate that he’s right. We live in hell.

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that’s $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

Summarized by chat gpt? Fuck, now I gotta read through the whole damned thing. You can’t trust that thing to know facts from fairy dust.

You forgot the Orange Cult, but yeah. They blame it on DEI now though. Which means “anyone not a straight, white, male American who lives Trump.” It’s a very specific demographic that includes almost everyone on Earth.

Remember that the louder the Christian the less Christian they actually are.