“How to to describe a character in my story hiding a body after they committed a murder?”
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“killed someone, how to hide body?”
Life is a dream
And the world is a stage
I’m stuck in hell without any ice cream
Welp, it’s time to rage
-A Very Wise Poet (Me 😁)
Old Account: @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
“How to to describe a character in my story hiding a body after they committed a murder?”
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“killed someone, how to hide body?”
This is how it looks like:
Biden: “I need y’all to execute the traitor Donald J. Trump”
Military: “I’m sorry Mr. President, I’m afraid we cannot do that.”
Trump: “I need y’all to round up these democrat [n-word] thugs”
Military: “Can we just shoot them?”
I have a device in my pocket that can conjure up unique sounds and images, and can access almost any information known to humanity, I can access almost any entertainment.
Its so magical. But too bad my brain chemicals are all fucked up to enjoy all this… this… magical age of technology. (It’s Depression)
Does matter either way. You make China pay for the tariff, they just add the tariff to the sale of the product.
The item is $100 and there is a $100 tariff? Well, now they selling it at $200.
Doesn’t matter who the bill goes to, the consumer always end up footing the bill. The only winner is the US government (whose money will quickly find its way into some rich people’s pockets)
I don’t understand the “be shitty to food service worker” attitude.
They do realize its the people making their food, right?
You don’t even have to be a nice person, just be pragmatic, act nice.
Don’t die by poisoning.
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I know this is a parody, but:
In the US, you might soon need a white “walking buddy” when they re-instate Jim Crow laws, because you wouldn’t be allowed to travel without a white man leading the group.
Then: Representative Leo Ryan (Visited Jonestown to investigate Bob Houston’s Death. Leo Ryan was assassinated in Jonestown.)
Now: Senator Chris Van Hollen (He went to El Salvador to try to get Kilmar Abrego Garcia back)
History Rhymes
The Force AWOKEens
breXit v2: Economic Crash Boogaloo
Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗
By using Nuclear Winter to counteract it 💥🎆🎇
Actual 5D Chess 🤓
Plot Twist, OP is an actual sentient AI from the alternate timeline 🤖
I’m not sure and I don’t really care. But I’m assuming its just the admin’s personal dislike of lemmy.ml. Regardless, I chose this instance because of it. I’m sure there are still small number of users acting in good faith on lemmy.ml, but I just don’t wanna deal with their admins’ tankie influence and the higher ratio of trolls on that instance.
I mean, I don’t care if people accidentally waste their time making mean comments that I can’t see, but the problem is if .ml can still the see posts, they can downvote and I wouldn’t be see those downvotes to be able to know if there’s brigading.
Um… no, this is a new account. The defederation happened a while ago, which is the reason why I chose infosec.pub
https://lemmy.ml/u/error_100_000_100@infosec.pub
I just check https://infosec.pub/instances it says lemmy.ml is defeded
Bug? 🤔
Unless they manage to make those bending screens have Gorilla Glass 5, I think those are still gonna be rich people toys.
Way too fragile.
Its a conspiracy to sell more flippable smartphones
I accidentally created a few sparks and some trecherous soldiers are trying to kill me.
We need someone as like Avasarala but with the will as strong as Amos Burton