My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it’s wrong and im late for my own funeral

I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

Get fucked loser

Sorry bud, but she in my Dm’s too

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I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

Something about those Grey kitty’s, that just vibes the fuck out, ya know?

Except those disgusting n*zi sympathizers and suppliers during WWII. I’m of course referring to BMW

Do you hear yourself??? Do you actually speak with real humans in real life? My dude or dudette just go away already

Bruh, you’re misunderstanding the point of my og comment. I wasn’t saying someone wouldn’t stand up for their partner. I was saying the entire argument sounds made up

Sorry you didn’t understand and think I beat my wife when she speaks, lmao grow up and touch some grass

All of my friends would stand up for their wives. That’s a wild assumption you’re making

The fact you take things so personally speaks volumes about your life.

I’m not your dog, kick someone else dork

I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

This reads like a shower argument I have when alone

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It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more

My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

Are you child cause I really want to

Wait nvm

Eh, if it truly were that sentiment I doubt it’d care much. As it’s like talking to a brick wall when it comes to doing anything that matters

He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth

Retirement is nothing but a fantasy. I own a home and the only way I can think of Retirement is if I sell it, then what though??? Live under an overpass slamming heroin every night just to stay warm?? I won’t rule it out but still

Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen