He’s not on a lead, but he’s old, deaf, and blind, so he couldn’t catch an animal if it was right in front of him.

We go for a walk with the kids and dog, and he follows. Cats do what they want.

Aldous Huxley would like a word.

This seems like some flogging a dead horse mirthless bullshit Elon Muskrat would post.

When was the year C&H got good? Most of the old ones I see are a bit meh.

I was going to let it slide, but you did it 3 times.

*Putty

They make this noise and another raspy noise, a bit like a cat hissing, when I walk past a tree behind home with my cat. They don’t seem happy about the cat being there, despite him being 21, half blind and deaf, and not even noticing them. They’ve even thrown acorns at us.

But the second mouse gets the cheese. In short: have a lie in.

That’s just wrong though, regardless of mixing 12 and 24 hours. That’d be a.m. Is this a weird US thing? I’ve never heard anyone say anything close to your example.

How do you use them together? It’s either 4pm or 16.00. I can’t use both together.

Used to and still are.

There definitely is. A guy I work with recently moved and the landline at home is one digit different to the local police station. He gets one or two a week. Says he’s going to get a new number.

Ah, yes, ‘they’. I forgot about this secret group who jokingly use symbols and codes to hint at what they’re really up to, like it’s some rule that you can’t be fully secretive and have to leave clues for the big-brains who are in the know.

Surely Jesus being in front and the second guy saying this would’ve made more sense.

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The best you can do is apparently lose to a robot.

What are we talking about here? Bunk beds? Tables?

Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.

I thought people always wake up before their alarm, if it’s a regular alarm at the same time. Your brain just knows and does all the needful for you. I don’t think I’ve been woken by my alarm more than a handful of times in 25 years working.

They’re not though. If I type Lemmy in Google, about 90% of page 1 is Lemmy from Motorhead .