• iAvicenna@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    11 months ago

    This is the longest, most elaborate dad joke I have ever seen. It has the strength of a thousand dads.

  • Ech@lemm.eeEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the ‘more churches than casinos’ line to even expect the pun setup.

    • vala@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      11 months ago

      Ehh, that’s probably true. I think there are about 500 churches and around 150 casinos. Lots of people live there.

      • dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        11 months ago

        It depends what you count as a casino. I grew up in Las Vegas and there’s slot machines in most grocery stores and gas stations. Also the airport has slot machines. If that counts as a casino then there’s hundreds if not thousands.

        • force@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          11 months ago

          We don’t call that gambling, no, no, we call that LOTTERY! In Georgia at least.