Menstruation jokes aren’t funny. Period.
If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
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Don’t think they were being serious
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What? You don’t love cutting their hair while they’re sleeping?
Yeah. Not even ended it with a “just a prank, bro”
Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it’s $0.10 a text.
I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
(Holiday inn)
“Go with the flow.”
Divorce noises.
This is love.
Baby please hurt me, please hurt me, some more
his dick needs a tampon costume
Thank you kind stranger, now where the fuck can I buy one?
I’ll save anyone else a click, even Etsy doesn’t have anything even close to a tampon costume for a penis. That link does, however, somehow have a
The "Rings of Saturn" Buttholein the search results, so… yeah.
For maximum effect, save “walk like a champion!” until she’s rushing to the bathroom.
Imagine saying to your period:
“Be unstoppable!”I was thinking the same thing. “Unstoppable” is not a trait you’d want to impart to your period.
Is “be unstoppable” really a quote you want on something that stops something?
Some periods ARE unstoppable. “Anemia” achievement unlocked!
Omg the days I’ve had super plus tampons, PLUS pads, and they’d be soaked within hours 😭 thank god for birth control
I hope doctors don’t say this anymore, but it used to be common for them to suggest having a kid if you had heavy periods and no kids. On top of that being an insane reason to have a child, wtf are you gonna do if it doesn’t work?? Now you have heavy periods and a small child.
What is love
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more…
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Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history
My litmus test is essentially whether I’ve seen it before or not, even if it looks like it could be old. If it made me laugh, I’ll give it a shot and see if Lemmy enjoys it too.
