• D_C@lemm.ee
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    12 hours ago

    …4 years later
    “Evil Joan Bidens economy was so bad that even four years later it’s still turning the UNIVERSE into such a covfefe that it is down to me to save us. So I’m declaring ‘marshall lore’ and will stay as president until I’m dead…then Eric will become prez 👍👍. Make Ameri great something something”

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        5 hours ago

        It was that or martial lord. A cheeky nod to tRUMPs fake christianity and holy wars. However I thought he’d not have the mental capacity to string that together.

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      11 hours ago

      Eric? Come on now, he’d obviously tap his other kid (no, not Ivanka, didn’t mean “tap” in that sense) for the role so it’s still his name in the news.