Every successful flight with him on board is a missed opportunity for those pilots to do the world a favor. They’ve made their choice.

And it’s just fun to throw stacks of eggs at everything in sight. Makes you feel rich these days.

Where do I sign up?

Don’t worry, we’re mostly on the same page. I don’t know if “glomming on some glizzies” is used to literally mean “eating some hot dogs”, just running with it as though “eating some hot dogs” was a common way to talk about sucking dick or something along those lines. Might be, for that matter, I’m not hip to the lingo these days.

You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.

Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.

If I wrote porn scripts, that could definitely be part of the plot. Maybe the performers are hired for some outdoor scenes but end up getting lost in the woods and all their communication gear is either destroyed or out of batteries so they can’t call for rescue. These condoms survived the inciting incident with power source and electronics intact because the story demands it. Crucially, they include low-speed mobile data networking capabilities (a key selling point and the reason for the trip away from civilization the first place) so you aren’t configuring a WiFi adapter on your antenna while trying to use the physical link layer.

Long story short, they have to encode a message in the data being sent out by varying the speed or other characteristics of the unit being monitored by the unit. Maybe they’ve only got one so it’s high-stakes, maybe they’ve got a whole shipping container full of them so there’s a chance for a whole series. First rescue attempt, for example, might go awry when a passing vessel receives and decodes the message but runs aground when they arrive. How will they ever pass the time while waiting for someone to rescue the rescuers?

No, they can’t just hook the batteries together and rig up a charger for their other gear. Yeah, I should probably stick to my day job.

You’ve got my attention if it’s still in the bottles or cans but my respect if they’re the big Fosters ones. Best thing is you don’t have to worry about ruining the taste of the beer in that case.

Nobody shatter OP’s innocence with what “eating some hot dogs” means, please.

Are you sure he’s not a real lawyer too? I think I saw him in court a few years back.

Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.

It’s a cover story, she was trying to disappear and start a new life somewhere without extradition to get away from her life of crime before the consequences caught up with her. Bad luck to get swept along in your own search party but you’d only attract more attention by walking back out through the group.

Horses.

I’ll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.

Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.

Probably a specially-designed hat lift too, it’s one more place to gain the appearance of height. I bet there was even a meeting about it with adults who took it very seriously.

And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.

You mean the x that marks the spot with the treasure that is their even-more-ad-saturated website? The real close button is under a UI element you have to drag away to uncover. Get it quick though, the cover starts moving back as soon as you release it.

This study brought to you by the New England Journal of Fucking Duh.

I’ll have to wait and see which side of the family I take after. Not counting accidents and other premature bucket-kicking events, one half has a few who didn’t make it to 60, the other tends to get almost to the triple digits before keeling over.

I’d put the differences down to environment and lifestyle for the most part though, got some heavy drinkers and heavier eaters among our early departures and at least one cancer linked to a hazardous chemical exposure. Might not kill you right away unless you drown/choke/melt but it’s enough to knock a few decades off the lifespan.