• gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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    Too bad there are probably still supreme court justice and almost certainly high level DOJ employees who would like to burn lots of us at stakes, but, hey, one down

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    Sounds like she’s a pretty powerful witch if she ruined his marriage and his career.

  • Machinist@lemmy.world
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    I wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.

    One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.

    They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We’d get up to hijinks and shit.

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    Next time I visit my favorite adult video site, I am definitely searching for lesbian witch cabal.

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    An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

    Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

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      I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.

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      “We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”

      “Yes! What shall we do, then?”

      “Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”

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        I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

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        No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

        Job well done lads. Off we go.

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          Job well done lads.

          Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

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        Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?

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      He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.

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    Hmm interesting that people who make conspiracies about LGBTQ+ people are usually ones doing some scams or something worse hmm interesting, I wonder why?

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      You’re gonna get a kick out of the so very ironic overlaps between reich winger conventions and massive spikes in Grindr traffic in said areas during such. Whatever could it mean?!

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        It means that I have more low quality prospects to sort through to find a decent lay. The Republican Butt Monsters are quite easy to spot but it still takes effort I would rather spend relating to healthy human beings.

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    I would like to point out that Thanos made some guy’s life miserable just because. So a cabal of lesbian witches looking to destroy someone’s marriage is just as much possible. And I say this with the consideration that both are fictional and thus not bound by the rules of reality.

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      There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.