Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.

  • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 days ago

    “Hale and well-met, everybody.”

    “Nørmr!”

    “What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?”

    “I’d say ‘Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.’”