Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

Its a kid’s knees… No wait, it’s only one so its a kidney!

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Hilarious! But it needs a way to extract the spent tacos after you ate them!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

Right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcB5189mMpc