Probably because parks and museums usually just close whenever this happens, so they’re not working without pay. They’re just on an indefinite suspension

I think the joke is if there were more autistic people in charge of those things, the accidents wouldn’t happen

I’m addition to convenience Amazon has just killed off a lot of retail options. The only competitor left with brick and mortar is Walmart and somewhat best buy for electronics. Very hard to find those small specialty stores nowadays for little random things unless you live in a big metropolitan area. Even stores like Walmart now will have the same products by a million different brands instead of having an actual variety of products.

Except most state/local governments do have property taxes on houses, land, and cars. Not unrealistic to apply the same towards other assets. Specially since taxing homes and cars is counterintuitive because you’re taxing necessities, while taxing monetary/investment assets like stocks would make more sense to encourage more spending instead of just hoarding the money.

There’s no way humans kill 100 million sharks a year. How many sharks are there?