SPEAK, PRIEST

Chicken tikka masala is God’s gift to man. I will drink that shit

Good night moon in my ass

The listing says it’s brass

Is Microsoft even eligible? Wasn’t their anti-trust suit over IE basically about this same thing?

Someone I know moved into an apartment with no dishwasher, and they were like “fuck this” and bought a countertop dishwasher. So apparently that’s a thing.

Eww salmonella dick

The soundtrack is absolute fire

Whaaaaaa

Do you pay for it?

That’s adorable

I said something like “billionaires should remember that the alternative is guillotines”, just a bit of history, and an admin deleted my comment and gave me a warning.

Nuh uh, headline. I bet the soundtrack wasn’t made in Blender

Lemonade

Once had the guy on the phone tell me to unplug the Ethernet cable and flip it around. I was thinking like, “What? Are Ethernet cables one-way? That doesn’t make sense…but whatever”. Lo and behold, it worked…one end wasn’t all the way in 😓

Are those the motherboards?

.zshrc

Beethoven’s fifth symphony FLAC

Hey there 👋, I know you mean well by that comment, like I get it, I do. ☺️ But I just wanted to let you know:

THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO STUDIES DONE ON THE SAFETY OF CRAB TRAINS.

ZERO.

But despite that, they are gaining widespread support, and now even people like yourself are calling them “optimal.”

Listen: Someone I know lost an arm in the pincer mechanism of one of these trains. More work needs to be done before we can consider them safe, nevermind “optimal”. Don’t buy into the techbro BS.

Friends don’t let friends crab train.

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