You can become one too! Get your certification here https://mt.cert.ccc.de/

Did the soup make a sound when the phone fell in?

Why saw off a baseball bat?

The mixer step seems unnecessary at this stage, other than that, checks out

Hm, obviously I don’t know why people downvoted, but one guess: “german” is historically someone who speaks the German language (as their mother to gue), and contemporarily someone who holds the German citizenship. So if neither of those applies to you, but call yourself German, one might assume that you subscribe to the view that there is a German “race” which you consider yourself a part of, which is not a popular view.

Thanks, hadn’t heard about it, seems like a good fit!

Actually… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocheque

(I never used one, but remember my parents paying with it at the supermarket)

Or an I problem, depending on your perspective

Until finding out about finite measurement resolution

The cats I used to live with were very happy with Almo Nature. It’s an italian company I believe.

Edit: link https://www.almonature.com/en/

Are you sure that’s not atlas? I thought sysiphus rolled a rock

Ah, coffee, the drink that famously makes people chill! 🙃

Do you mean in the first or second sentence?

Maybe it’s funny now, but just wait until a shark gets hungry and you get stuck in some cable below the sea

Wtf

Sounds like sth to be careful with… to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

I suppose the sticker is a variation of “good night white pride” stickers. “Kot” is one of the many german words for shit.

True. They are just water based government drones, to keep tabs on the mermaid population

What’s the IT?

You forgot to mention Alaska