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Which reminds me of the new hire who was touring our newly installed data center.

“Wow. What great racks!” she said on entering the data center.

Maybe now we can get copies of Trump’s tax returns for the past 10 years.

Never talk to management over the phone. Get it in writing either as a text or email.

When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump’s new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot “Isn’t that what you voted for?”

Also, when some #MAGAidiot complains that Trump’s new policies are impacting them, don’t blame Trump. Ask the idiot “Isn’t this is what you voted for?”

An ADA lawyer would be filing an accommodation lawsuit for each unit. It’d cost the landlord $40K/unit on average.

I wonder to this day what happened to mom’s Lladro figurines and the Royal Dalton tea cups. I’m sure my sister got Nana’s sterling and Mom’s plate. It’s really sad that the Danish modern furniture had to go before she moved up here but she was happy with IKEA and CostPlus replacements.

I got her pots, which was all that mattered to me. There’s something symmetrical in making Boeff Bourguignon in the same pot you learned to make beef stew at age 14.

Someone here said this cartoon is typical of pre-adolescent brains. A friend who’s the local “Jewish mother” of her block had the kids next door visiting her kids for a play date. She asked them if they wanted some cheese for a snack.

“I want goat cheese” said the 6yo boy.

The older 8yo was a little more polite “Do you have any brie?”

True story and so perfect I had to add it to a fanfic I was writing.